Movie Reviews

Just got out of seeing A24's collaboration with Nathan Fielder, You Can See Everything. This is a three-hour documentary dissecting Elizabeth Holmes. The first half of the film is spent in Texas with Elizabeth, her boyfriend Billy, their two kids, and Nathan Fielder wedged right in the middle, the 34 days leading up to Holmes going off to jail to serve her 11-year prison sentence for defrauding investors.

Last night I saw Clayface with a lady friend I had previously gone on a few dates with. Her being a born-again virgin, the dates were becoming more of an exercise in self-control, and at a certain point the towel had to be thrown in. Friends it is.

The first sign that made me think this movie might be bad: shitty trailers. There’s a new Hunger Games movie coming out. We’re still doing these? I can only hear about the capital and how the hunger games are a bad thing so many times. I thought we already did the story on this. Next trailer was for a Revolutionary war time musical? This was when I really feared what kind of movie I was in store for.