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The ground is shaky today

We watched the time wane from inside the

My cats go into the spirit world

My fingers explode onto the page with 

Last night I saw Clayface with a lady friend I had previously gone on a few dates with. Her being a born-again virgin, the dates were becoming more of an exercise in self-control, and at a certain point the towel had to be thrown in. Friends it is.

The first sign that made me think this movie might be bad: shitty trailers. There’s a new Hunger Games movie coming out. We’re still doing these? I can only hear about the capital and how the hunger games are a bad thing so many times. I thought we already did the story on this. Next trailer was for a Revolutionary war time musical? This was when I really feared what kind of movie I was in store for.